Meet the Characters
|Me, I'm Balzac — out-of-work actor and newscaster at K-GIL radio high atop the Gilnet-Biltmore Hotel, or "Giltmore" to its inmates.
Balzac's Date (click here)
|I'm stuck here because my absentee land-lord daddy thinks managing this place should be my 1st big career move.|
|Call me Patch — Fish a little, sweep a little around the hotel. It was warmer in L.A. but there's twice the time here. Shrdlu, if you bite that fish, you're bait!||Me? Eat Fish? I'm a vegetarian. Seaweed salads are my meat.|